Do-Deca-hedron Spoiler!!!

Collusion with the NSA, crappy overpriced coverage, monopolistic tendancies and now this. All the more reason not to do business with Ma Bell.

Welcome to Rape Van Winkle!

Failed. You win one punch in the face!

I hope to god they give the whole "peodophilia is funny" bit a rest.

That's how you get aunts!

How can you applaud his rules when they haven't even been spelled out yet?

Fucking Magnets, that's how they work.

True Blood is entertaining on the same level of 80's Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. They're not great but are fun to watch.

Dying's for suckers. That's why I joined a cult!

I imagine a zany James Bond played by Dane Cook.

I was supposed wait until now to start drinking? I'ts already 10:52 am! What am I, Morman?!?

Saw Babies!

I heard he ate pop-rocks then drank a coke and his stomach ruptured.

Re-formulate it and call it New Saw Delux

The people whou would pay to see this would probably fluck out of Glenn Beck University

Neuticles?

Wolverine was awful. Not even 'so bad it's fun' bad. The CG was terrible. The acting was terrible. The script was terrible. To put it simply, I do not suggest viewing.

Wait, wait. The same Gurney Halleck that fostered King Arthur's dominion of England?

They call it opera.