Band of Brothers > The Pacific

I felt the same way after seeing Life According to Jim.

Alex, your breaking my heart.

Right, I'm off to go kill some Yuenglings

go away, baitin'!

Don't get your hopes up too high and you won't be disappointed.

I thought the PTO was a non-stop parade of fighter pilots bucking "the man" and trading booze and silk stockings for stuff while constantly kicking Tojo's ass in arial combat.

Rob Cordry is John Wayne Gacy?

He waits until she falls asleep then masturbates to her Marilyn Monroe tattoo.

I ain't got time to fail.

If it continues to chug along with little to recommend it, the can call the next one Predator Drones.

Pads. The line was 'because I'm not wearing hockey pads'.

If you're quiet, you're not doing it correctly. Either that or I have electro-gonorrea.

"Seether" still sucks ass.

Star Wars Kid finally gets his pay-day.

I crush your head!

Can't he just get random penis shots off of chat roulette?

60% of the time it's 100% good?

Holy shit, did Jesus just say he was going to pummel Lindsay with his peter?

I used to really care about ennui, but now… I just don't know.