That's what she said.

See what happens when you give 'em shoes!

Baggins. Bilbo Baggins.

Any serious discussions about the finer attributes of Dumbledore should not be had by anyone older than 14. Violations of this rule will be punished by a visit from Chris Hansen.

Bring back the kitten, he's cheaper.

Dr. Who impersonator?

Pineapple and Candian Bacon (or as they say in Canada, bacon).

Quantum of Solace was a deep disappointment after Casino Royale. I'm sorry, but blowing up a hydrogen powered hotel? CR was straight-up Bond roots. Bond being a bad-ass without all the gadgetry BS and over-the-top special effects. QoS was a huge step backwards.

It's the same kinda neo-macho bullshit that you see in whiskey commercials wear guys in tuxedoes are all getting bro-mantic at pool hall or some such contrived scenerio.

Stephen Hawking seems to be defying the odds

It smells like a hair care product named after a bald man.

Bruce Vilanch's breath smells like Bigfoot's Dick?

I just watched Extract last night. He was one scary looking dude. Was the make-up was necessary or did it do that to him?

I'd be all up in me some Toulouse Lautrec!

Monkeys aren't donkeys!

cigarettes?

Fortunately for Mel, he has diplomatic immunity.

My nipples are sooooo tender!

More robot voice!

Just don't play William Tell with him and you'll be ok