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The Amazing Jim
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Will scientists now recommend 2-3 servings of bat heads a day?

And Morrisey makes you a sniveling little pussy.

Can do a study on fucking Juggalos? How do they work?

Keith can only be killed by shooting him in the heart with a silver bullet. The trick is, he has no heart.

Flex schedule. I have tomorrow off, bitches.

Just remember, limey. We're better at soccer.

Just say "zot" while doing it and you should be fine.

Kvetch

True Lies? I thought that movie was the shizzle.

I've gotta go take my steriods.

The songs for Bridget Jones weren't so much written as they were vomitted.

Hey, I never said I hated her. I just don't like her.

Hey Hookeye, nobody's perfect.

Well, not with that attitude.

He's too old now. He'll just get his friend Batman to do his dirty-work now.

Shirt-tale FTW!!!1!

Don't forget the hundreds and thousand of rounds fired (by special forces guys no less)without hitting anyone.

I remember sitting on the couch as a young lad wondering why my dad was willing to watch Wonder Woman. Then I grew up and figured it out. For some fun, watch old episodes of "That's Incredible!" and you'll laugh harder at "Look Around You (2nd season)"

I still have my flannel shirt. Should I start my heroin habit back up?

He let her go after five minutes of practicing his back-hand.