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This may be a case where the porn adaptation is superior to the "original"

The box says "no".

"Here's a bunch of characters who tackle problems by getting in there and getting things done," Moore said.

She's the prettiest girl in the room.

Is this what you were looking for?

Pooty Tang

Keep fuckin' that chicken!

Where's the button in life that makes it so I don't keep getting updates on this idiotic idea?

Robot Jox?

No, that's the guy who quit CSI

Depends, is the officer jewsh and/or female?

Michael Bay, get on this!

Just after the revolution. He was played by Paul Giammati

Have him do stop-motion recreations of School House Rock shorts.

I lost track of him after 21 Jump Street. How's he been doing?

I suppose he had to go with stop-motion. How else are you going to get Raul Julia to star in it?

Oh god, you're getting face all over me!

Check out that refresh rate!

He 'leet?