"Thanks for copy and pasting entire paragraphs from the article I just read a few seconds ago. I had totally forgotten what they said! "

It's a video plea for help from Southern California.

We all screcm for excrement?

I hung out with Robin Williams once in an Argintine bus-stop. It involved wine and blumpkins. I've said too much already.

Don't forget the seamen!

Michael Bay!

I actually would love to see Bloom County in 3-d.

Just no HD porn. I've seen some of these women in person. They say don't meet your heros…

That's Senator Blutarski, thank you very much!

Quirk, I think you mean resin.

He's strong to the finish…

I guess it would be fair to say that Sarah Jessica Parker will play Alice the Goon? Minimal make-up needed.

Some of us have kittens to iron!

Anne Geddes has realy gone of the fucking rails.

Mr. Smarty Pants

Koski's the guy with the beard and the 'Onion" shirt right?

Yeah, Jim. I cut them off and preseved them in salt. Why?

And in Russia the party comes to you!

The willingness of the Japanese people to submit themselves to this degradation explains the depravity of the pornography that the nation produces.

Getting an abortion at 7-9 months is a quick way to lose 20 lbs.