I thought it was from vacuuming the crumbs from her skin.

It's be one of those sumo suits you rent for parties.

It's really a large insect that will eat you from the inside-out.

Rated Phuck Yeah for Poronographic Violence!

I think we can all agree that Carla was the sexiest person on the show. After Coach died of course.

Sellout in L.A.? Those are two concepts that go together like Jay Leno and denim.

Tell them to avoid Craig. That guy's a dick.

It's those fat-cats on Wall st.

My ass hurts from when I fell off the turnip truck. Where can I get tickets?

Is that like beadazzeling your va-jay-jay?

Well, you'll be first in line for the cancer-aids.

Those of us in the Hell-Hole know as Orange County (I love you too, Amelie) are too scared to go there. There might be brown people who aren't doing our yard work!

He and John Denver.

That was a terrible story and you should feel bad.

He was at his best when he did it with 'The Poor Man'

Better a fail Fristy than a successful Fisty!

Rear of Reprisal is what we call the post-taco night in my house.

Rats off to ya, Jorge!

Well, another peice of my childhood just died.

He's too busy playing the trumpet.