Beats swagger lessons.

20% more sadness.

They should have one where they investigate the link between Autism and immunization shots.

My wife made me stuffed companion cube.

Nothing beats Combat! vs your older brother on the 2600

You have been eaten by a Grue.

I just don't know if I have time to play this. Inbetween COD4MW2, Mass Effect2, Bioshock2 and I think my wife is pregnant and expecting sometime soon, I jst don't have the time. Well, maybe I can drop something off the list…

My tattoo cost $100.00 and is awesome.

That's no way to speak of our future Duke!

I think he should team up with Peter Akroyd as a pair of guys who just got out of the county jail and blaze a trail of mild annoyance while promoting a "smooth jazz" concert to save a obiediance school from being turned into a homeless shelter. You can call it "Pissing On My Jazz Brother's Grave".

I think you all misunderstood. He received a Lifetime Pass. He can go to the studios of any Lifetime original movie anytime he wants.

Tiger Woods doesn't owe anyone an apology. He didn't hurt me or you. His wife should know that an attractive world-famous billionaire in his late twenties that frequently travels will probably not be faithful.

No, he just uses Tyra Banks. Once people see her they just leave.

I always imagined green tasted like NyQuil

whoops, I just "transformed".

When are they gonna make a "Tick" film?

When I read this I saw myself

You misquoted me, I never used "ah" or "er" and you didn't use my pray away the gay bit either.

Just give him about an hour between "rings"

I'm at work. They told me if I do it 5 more times I'll get a verbal warning.