Did someone mention jellybeans?

Her acting skillz are fine. It's the shit rom-coms she does that I find disappointing.

That's funny. I don't remember seeing you from the hedges.

You do get to see her lovely ta-tas in Brokeback Mountain.

I've always compared her to Alice the Goon from Popeye.

It's got big teeth!

They were burned by the French again.

And Shanghai

No, no …no.
Don't be nice to him!

Nancy has sent you Hepititus C!

She divorced Tommy-Lee and his huge cock.

The billboard should recogzine that always being hard is not recommended. Even if you a boy in the hood. After 4 hours, consult a doctor!

This would have been a great opportunity to use "Big Pussy".

I thought it was mold, vomit and shame.

I wanna be Rape-Van WInkle.

Corpral Chlamydia got promoted.

Where will Philly and New York dump their garbage?

I need me some Dan Cortez shaky cam.

Take on meeeeeeeeeeeee….
Take meeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…

Lent 6: Crusty Socks and Shame.