I'm writing the sequel/prequel.

Bring on The Cheet

I wasthinking that you could have the cast assemble for Pearl Harbor Day and I could play the Japanese.

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND ANGERS ME!!!

Because Valentines Day falls on President's Day weekend, I be fullfilling some lucky lady's dreams by stuffing her g-string with portraits of Washington and Lincoln.

Valentines Day was stratigically placed so we can make up for Super BowlTM abuses.

At least the History Channel talks about history. I've been writing my congressman to require The Learning Channel to programme something in the way of eduational shows or take the "L" out of thier name.

I missed the trash can on purpose.

Van Damme's performance in JCVD was as unbelievable as the guy who played the title role in "The Audey Murphy Story".

Usually, by half-time, this arm-chair quarterback is blitzed.

I'm surprised they ley him do this after he was the one who raped and murder JonBenet Ramsey, though not necessarily in that order.

Maybe he'll have a loveable animated corpse he lovingly calls 'Farley' that he kicks around and steals from.

My appologies, sir.

Save for the Larry the Cable Guy special on "Comedy" Central.

Translate that into Latin and you have my family credo, ILHD.

Did you at least hit the trash can?

I had a doctor inside me a few weeks ago.

skullcrusherjones, are you an evil talking dolphin?

Pants are so 2009.

Hot pickles.