NCIS's issues with reality hardly end there.

I'm doing my part!

with nipples?

Spike Jonez?

END OF LINE

um yeah…. we're gonna need you to come in on Sunday, too.

Ha-HA

I know that anytime anything happens on my computer it makes an annoying whirring, clicking or bleeping noise.

**walks away slowly while building explodes behind me**

Awsome-O needs food, badly.

Caps Lock + Num Lock + Esc + Gun In Your Mouth

Get on the Interrobang Bus!

How about something that looks like a turd swirling down the toilet. Oh, nevermind.

I am gonna use that Sarc MarkTM all the fucking time.

I'd fuck it.

Now, I ain't say she's a gold-digger.

They will be the basis of the new American Reniassance.

The smell of Axe body spray was over-powering and set-off car alarms for 3 klicks.

and cock-suckas!

I think I smell another "I Watched This On Purpose" feature.