I am the Amazing Jim, please insert liquor.

That made my re-belly-ion jiggle with delight. Now back to my caveman exersize routine.

Real humor comes from a can.

I don't like pants.

Nudity is alway accompanied with gratitude, where I come from.

I imagine we'll be seing the commisioning of the Galactica sometime in the show's run.

I have high hopes for the show, but I don't expect it to be the action-fest BSG was.

Could be that tire fire in Springfield.

It's Madonna's retail personality.

Divorce is legal, you know.

Get ready for the cold beef injection!

and the trunk is called a "boot"!

We always referred to them as pre-Goodwills.

I'd buy them some of that new Domino's pizza.

I find that hard to believe.

When are they going to skin her so I can wear a "Bella" lady-suit?

Step 21: get drunk and have fun!

The Colbert Report stopped being funny 2 years ago. I watch Leno re-runs.

Gusto!

Heroine?