I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Yola / Y-o-l-a Yola yo-yo-yo-yo Yola …

Why go with brand-name Dick Clarks when you can have the same quality with Central Dick Clark Republic at a more modest cost?

Has it started yet?

You're a loose Cannon, Tuxedo!

I thought that dick Clark was a request.

hee hee…

Huffing glitter?

If Hispanic was a race George Lopez came in last.

Join the National Sarcasm Society!

It's like sputnik!

Chulos.

I'm taking the Arsenio Hall Rape-Van to the party!

I get that alot.

I can't wait for poker in 3-d.

And so The Troubles are forgotten as a new evil descends upon The Emerald Isle.

NY, Chicago..whatever.

Stay golden Ponyboy

I want a rock to wind some string around.

Didn't the Daily Show have a bit on a guy who had his junk snatched-up by a cement mixer?

I'll be waiting in my rusty panel-van outside.