It is the traditional sign of having a thought, so…

Maybe it's the thought of that Nosferatu-looking has-been sweating and grunting in a choked, nasaly voice on top of her.

Her sadness brings me gladness. Merry fucking christmas you useless waste of space!

That works.

… and it turns out that the guy with the toupee was Bruce Willis the whole time!

Flag day.

If your erection persists for longer than 2 minutes after Anne Hathaway has left the screen, consult the Castro District immediately.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

The inocent shall suffer.

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Jeep: What's wrong with you? Even Barbie(R) has one!

The Loving Is… Murder-suicide.

We follow the dotted line from Daddy's study to Dolly's room at 3:00 am.

Marmaduke gets sent upriver to find and terminate the command of Col. Katz. Along the way he steals a surfboard and is enveloped in the madness of his suroundings.

What about YOU, Marmaduke?

I'll be taking my RED ROCKET to see this!

I would think this would be right up Piven's alley.

I was the one that gave Marmaduke the flare gun.

That'll be President Cuntflap to you…

I've been refering to the decade as Betty.