It's the 'Pat' of the 'aughts'

I don't get it! What the fuck does this have to do with fucking mimes?!?

Look honey, I bought you something of no intrinsic value but paid a mortgage payment or two to get it! Now it's time to do it in "the uncomfortable place."

Howie totally stole that line from my wife.

First, you cut a hole in the box.

They did kill the radio star.

Joel and The Soup is what makes E! superior.

I only watch Masterpiece Theatre.

There can only be one!

I just want to know when these guys are going to save Princess Peach.

Can you punch someone's instincts? I think these people lack the capacity of emotions.

Donkey Punched?

:slow clap:

Andie MacDowell? That's a hellspawn that's easy on the eyes!

Maybe it's the Dune remake?

Yes, but not the movie, the actual end of the world.

If the grass is grey, time to play.

That's what you get for driving Jimmy Choos.

I say we go ahead with Skynet so we can send a naked guy back in time to kill SJP mother befor she wa born. It's a fair trade-off.

I'm willing to help her experience it for a longer time.