Alice the Goon is soooo sexy.

It's a perfectly cromulent use of the word. Embiggen your vocabulary.

I friendstered them on my FaceSpace!

If only life imitated art. Go contract killer!

Boot to the head!

BNCOC that shit out DCRJ. I want an AAR in the CO's hands by 0600. You can find him in the TOE room.

Yeah? What exit?

Beat some one to death
Wrap 3 foot long piece of rebar in duct-tape
Find J Lo

Can't wait for the new Karate Kid.

Spray this on your cheese baaaawlz!

After a long night of binge drinking, I too enjoy that first bite into the liquid-magma-hot apple pie and the subsequent blistering of the roof of my mouth.

Does this cock-ring make me look fat?

It's the pathetic follow-up to the Arch Delux

MCRIB, BITCHES!

You could probably get Andy Dick to do that for free.

What would the group name be? Flock, pod, herd or murder?

Is this the step between collecting underpants and profit?

It's like an aromatic roofie?

Purity. from hitler.

But who's Amber?