Is it wrong that I associate the smell of pepper spray with sex?

Vodka has no smell.

They had Nixon's scent on file, but the secretary accidentaly destroyed it.

rather a "used-up" target.

your jism?

"I have a feeling, I might accidentaly strangle someone."

Why should a 32 man be at the premier of a tween-girl porn?

"I saw a bunch of shirtless white kids and thought I should put in an appearance. DRINK VITAMIN WATER, BITCHES!!!"

Hasn't the gay community suffered enough?

Love means never having to say you're sorry about sleeping with her sister and that who David Carradine "incident".

Diabeetus had too much Meatloaf.

where the fuck is my ten-speed?!?

or wipe a teddy-bear's star.

Stupid great weather and attractive people.

Is that the bad-ass McPoyle?

He will be required to grow the mustache.

Cause Rampage doesn't get his ass kicked by some bum the pulled off the street for the promise of a hot meal.

Rhombic dodecahedrons are sexy

Bring back AUTOMAN!

Mam-o-rific!