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The Amazing Jim
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Is that anything like everyone takes golden showers?

bdbdbdbdbd awwwwlllright. Buck!

…But I do believe corporations rob us of our dignity and independence, and that these systems must be ripped down, burnt down, or leveled by any force necessary.

I want to see Berenstain Bears vs. Robocop.

Will this movie finally answer the question that has been plaguing me for years about a bear's habitual location for defication?

Patrick Swayze, now there was a fucking centuar!

Release the KRAKEN!

The Philly Frenetic is gonna go apeshit on his ass tonight!

If it ain't got Snake Pliskin in it, I ain't gonna watch it!

If you want to dress as something that would scare Fox News, try dressing as an informed viewership.

On the upside. The adult partys being over-run by women in slutty costumes is pretty fucking great.

Let's not forget Abe "Let's put a bunch of black people out of work" Lincoln!

I am not a happy meal!

:Harry Connick Jr. slowly shakes head while loading his gun:

Hannibal Lecter and Ray Liotta

Hello fellow bees. How's the abdomen? Swollen with nectar I trust?

Good evening fair Princess. Might I introduce you, at high speed, to this support column on a French Highway?

Prostitution WHORE!

More of a 2.5 head than a forehead.

That thing IS riding a retard.