If you have jaundice and scarlett fever does it turn you that shade of orange?

You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse; you don't see
them fucking each other over for a goddam percentage!

It's actually short for Lower Pez Dispenser. That's the kind where the "head" is on the bottom of the candy magazine.

The love of a good woman?
Killing a man in Reno just to see him die?

In Mario Lopez's eye you could no no wrong. Go for it.

The Hollywood Minute was his best work. It kept his exposure to a minimum.

I wish I was famous so one day I could sell products I never used after I've died.

So you can repell both sexes at once?

Just wait for the blow-up Huskies with "Red-Rocket" action.

That's what you get for living with a UW graduate. Should have moved in with a Trojan.

Amelie live in Canada, you wouldn't know her…

Correct spelling, it's what Dr. Robuttnik craves.

Ignore it all you want. It's like ignoring winter, it'll still come, leave you cold and depressed and probably moist.

You got a red jacket and some hair gel? Phillip J. "Grand Mother Fucking" Fry.

Hookers wear the over-the-knee boots with built in knee-pads for support. They cost a little extra, but it's tax-deductable and aren't your knees worth it?

You know, comments back in my day…

Hoisen sauce? Is that anything like Arby's Horsey Sauce?

Bring in Snakes 'n' Barrels! They'll do that shit up right!

Think of the fishes!

Looking at the picture, I would just get confused and wink instead. Don't they have the system set up to put a fine mist over both eyes?