can you rape a zombie?

Taupe Talk with Jenny-Poo

I just wish to god they would stop with all the fuck crime procedurals and medical dramas.

You know who else wore shirts…

I still hear the News Monster from Futurama when I read ZMF's posts.

That's what he said.

Now they just need to put a beat down on NCIS.

Just watch out for Le Santorum when you are done.

Retconning the Cambodian Barmaid is now the new Cousin Oliver

Good catch.

Would you say they were INCREDIBLY long arms?

Too bad Reagan's dead. Shooting him would have really impressed Drew Barrymore.

I'm hoping by 'Fine' they mean ground into a fine powder.

I'm still waiting for Tyler Perry's Blade Runner

Hey guys, I heard that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings!

That was nothing to blow a coronet about.

Being increadibly wealthy, I only wipe my ass with archangels.

My patented side to side method, DEBUNKED!

That baby was on him like a cheap suit!

I first stumbled across this family when I saw a program on the tee vee called "14 and pregnant again". Thinking I was in store for teenaged skanks I could feel morally superior to, I was shocked when the truth revealed itself. If these people would have just caved to societal pressure and bought a fucking television,…