I don't know if it's Mr. or Mrs Astro Glide, but thank you very much!

Take a deep breath and suck that huge fail-cock until you gag.

In just 2 easy steps, I can come over there and kick your ass!

Adrien Broday as Carl Weathers as Dillon!

I don't want to catch anyone mistreating the abos…

Wayne's World 2

I swear to god. If I get dragged to this movie, someone's gonna get put to sleep.

Santorum?

I will watch this, but only if Joe Mathlete will come with me to explain it.

Are those prescrition-grade medical 2x4s?

Won't someone think of the sexy children?

if by pollsters you mean feces, you are wrong, sir!

Please let the next trend be pasties!

UNSCAN-ABLE!

EK, keep fuckin' that chicken!

Weird Al + Celine Dion + Lemmy doing Go Go's covers.

ewww, gross. Rutabagas

Bam Bam, indeed.

Was it the one played by Denise Richards (colon it's complicated) or Nev Campbell?

Maybe he was quoting Kate's wedding vows?