Has she tried champagne and ludes? I have some for her. I'll throw in a bottle of lube, too.

One stray observation was Betty trying to open Don's desk srawer after she got off the phone in his study. Hmmm.

He can be on Transformers. First he's a failed footballer and then turns into an asshole chef. Strangley, he's less than meets the eye.

…it's called The Aristocrats!

Was I just not sexy enough for my parents?

Stupid lazy cancer patients. Take some fucking responsibilty for you Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma, prick!

Anyone know where I can find Patio?

Your policy has been recinded.

OMG the Prof is right, WON'T YOU THINK OF THE POOR STUGGLING INSURANCE COMPANIES??? Right now they're barely hanging on to their massive profits by denying coverage and recinding policies to the sick and dying! They created such wonderous things like "Pre-existing conditions". We must make sure these altruistic…

I think the most important question to answer here is: Does the dog like it?

Would that be the Provance Splats or the Bordeaux Splats?

I was willing to sell out, but no one was buying.

I just became unironically interested in this film.

Yeah, just try and call Jesus a 'Magical Jew-Zombie'.

It's like she grabbed the gay community's hand and starts hit it with it and screams "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself???"

Just pull a Hellen Keller and gouge out your eyes and run an ice-pick through your ear canals. Just hope to god that they don't make a braille novelization of this crap.

THAT'S what SHE SAID!

Potsy? What about Donny, sorry I meant Don, Most?

It was Randolph Scott (chior)!!!

We're talin' about Chone Figgins, right?