It was my understanding that Lou is the real talent behind The Soup.

Or "Leave-I's"

Pants, get into 'em.

More Half-Sack!!!

you=your. Stupid interwebs indeed.

If you see a Church's, you will need to run you skin-head out of that neighborhood, fast.

The stupids in my neighborhood will follow you home for a wedge of cheese.

Welcome to EARF!

@Idi NH2 Don't forget their greatest: "Sex Dwarf"!!!

Couldn't the get Bernie Goetz? and put GOOP in black-face? On the subway?

Is it wrong that I want to beat Steve Holland to death with a rotary-dial telephone?

That's primarily a trick of the comics industry. Masks and ambiguously drawn faces for heroes allow for the reader to more readily identify with the character and imagine themselves in the role.

You are in complete darkness.

Chevy Chase as Judge Fucking Dredd!

Chivos Classic. It's actually "Carl's Jr." Maddeningly incorrect, but that's what the sign reads.

I kid you not. There was chocolate covered bacon at the last Orange County Fair. The year before we had deep-fried Coke.

Please share with Akiva Goldsman the Inventory from yesterday but not today's.

Lift your head up high (and blow your brains out)

Hey! I didn't get a 'harumph' outta that guy!

When I first saw the original program '14 and pregnant again' I watch hoping to see some teenage skanks I could look down upon. I was only partly disappointed.