Dead, gone, doused with lighter fluid, set ablaze, pissed out, rolled into a shallow pit and shoveled-over with manure.

Remember to wear protection when fucking someone with a chainsaw: goggles, gloves, boots and a rubber!

At some point were going to get the musical based on the movie The Producers based on the musical based on the movie. It's like they're eating their own inestines.

Watch you valubles. Wynona's back in town!

Neuter!

I would highly recommend watching Pink Flamingoes when your in-laws are visiting.

Someone's askin' for a Fruity-Oaty Bar in the keister!

Pooping season is here.
Eat Activia to help
Jamie Lee Curtis.

Oh Noes! Crapping season is nearly over!

Sir, does this mean that Ann-Margret isn't coming?

Failure, prepare for a pegging.

If The Hater was a person, I'd send it my broken-in steel-toe boots.

Snape kills Dumbledore

They can also be used to decorate strangled kittens. And you can strangle kittens with them, too!

I find that they absorb the blodd pretty well from getting punched in the face for wearing an American Apparel shirt.

Should I stake Novack's "heart", cut off his head, stuff the mouth with garlic then replace the head facing backwards? I get confused on the order of things.

It'll be Ashton Kutcher.

The first rule of Knight Club is : WE DON'T TALK ABOUT KNIGHT CLUB!!!

I'm still deciding if I want to punch her in the face or do her. I 'd settle for both.

Does this involve cutting a hole in the box?