My hockey team's name is Short Bus.

I look like Marlon Brando. Can I join?

I find you more objectionable than AIG.

I'd drink a gallon of gasoline so I could pee on you.

Boot disc? Dude upgrade from that 486 you're running.

You are the Failmania of comments.

I like her earlier work … on video … with the sound turned off … and the curtains closed.

Did someone call for…
COCKPUNCHER?

Fail - Now you have to sleep with Rob Schneider.

Rachel Ray:
Punch her Chris Brown Style?
Give her the Boneitus?

Die in a fire!

Due to Daylight Savings, it's too late, you're now uncool.

That's my white mama!

Who's up for a Starbucks run?

Cockpuncher: The Musical

It's the Count that thought!

Here's my idea: Alan Moore…still with me?

1.21 igiawatts? No, that's too much.

Make it so!

Yes BBB, but aggresive has 2 'g's and 1 's'.