As long as he doesn't make a Garden State for black people, I'll get over it.

There are also a handful of episodes where she speaks in fluent Spanish.

Your avatar is hilarious in any setting however.

James Chance?

I thought it was a movie about Fanny Brice.

Did this saxophone playing girl really choo-choo-choose you or did she just give you a valentine because she felt sorry for you?

Of course not. Her mustache won't come in until her mid thirties.

That was funnier on The Dissolve.

NOTE: This may not apply if your names are Bill S Preston (esq.) or Ted Theodore Logan

I'll be sad if Hollywood stops paying attention to Aubrey Plaza. I love her so much.

In the 106 chambers of death, the deadliest is the last.

Kids those days.

And don't forget Courtney Taylor Taylor

I'm sure he was deeply honored to be worshiped from afar by a bung of gangsta wannabes from Staten Island.

People will argue this point with you but please remember that you are 100% correct.

Don't get me started on those God-damned activist rubber judges!

That jabroni wishes he was up to the level of bastard man.

You've got me there.

'Get behind', eh? Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

I always get Cube and T mixed up. Does this mean I'm racist?