Especially when your own mom's wedding pics are so enticing.

Your dad was such a slut he has no idea who the mother was

Ug. Nanu Na(the big red)NO

UNRELATED TO THE ARTICLE THREAD: I am finding that I am actually liking this season of American Horror Story pretty well even though I bailed out after a couple of episodes on the two previous seasons.

Geez. I honestly don't even know which channel is CBS in my cable package. I hate to be prideful of my ignorance, but here we are…

Sorry, she porked me in my sleep a week or ago so we're living in a new paradigm. I'm the victim now.

Awww, thanks.

Are you telling me there some hammer-fight footage I didn't get to see in Old Boy?

I would but I am terrified of being downvoted. I only do focus-group tested, feel-good, PG-13 comments now.

No. He means he looked like Charlize Theron without makeup.

I heard he went to a fuck-house and he fucked all the fucks in the fuck-house and they had to close the fuck-house.

You rang?

Congratulations - on the marriage, not the trip or the book - I wish you and your Significant Other all the best.

I loved Blood Meridian. It's the only book I've finished then immediately read again from front to back. However, I need to be in a stable mental state if I'm going to immerse myself in his bleak world view.

Happy Birthday!

I saw that Walking Dead started a new season last night and even though I had nothing else to watch I just couldn't make myself sit through it. I don't know what it is but I am really fucking sick of that show. Maybe I'll catch the ep on DVR later this week. I don't know.

Finished American Gods this weekend. Generally I don't care for stories that rely on ghosts, gods, hocus-pocus, wizards & shit and et cetera but I can get sucked in if the author is good enough to create a deep, believable world (George RR Martin and JK Rowling are good examples of writers who can suck me in with this…

Excellent news!

I just finished the main missions last night. I like this GTA a lot, even if they had a loooong mission where you had to go to group therapy with your shitty family.

Also, farts.