Yeah stop making us your non-canon fodder.

PLOT TWIST: the whole cancer/meth/Heisenberg thing is a mental construct dreamt up by Carol who has long has the unrequited hots for Walter. The final shot of the series will establish that all five seasons were an elaborate masturbatory fantasy and Walter is still just a boring old science teacher with an ugly-ass…

Ohboyohboyohboy. Can't wait.

I don't understand why "Breaking Bad isn't LOST" is a revealation.

We don't get to pick what's going to be immortal, dude. That's up to the children of our children's children. But BB certainly deserves their attention, I would agree.

Ah, so Saul Goodman was a red herring… or would it be a white gefilte fish in this case?

It's not the military that trains its troops to kill without feeling; its war that does that. And the military doesn't start the wars, that's the job of politicians. And who puts - and keeps - these politicians in power?

I was 25 when it came out and it seemed like a steaming pile of shit to me.

The "Booklovers" Facebook group my mom runs gets more response than the average book related AVClub article. However, AVClub usually features much, much better books, so there's that.

It will become a hard-right Tea Party site starting on October 1st.

And the special, special edition cost a little more, but doesn't.

You are a trend setter… or, rather, the exact opposite of a trend setter.

I remember seeing previews for this and being amazed that Hoffman was starring in a movie even a shitter looking than Hook

Well I thought it was a fascinating article. I need to read some Vann.

Hell, not even a all caps post from a gun nut enthusiast insisting that every True American male becomes a virtuous hero when you put a weapon in their hands

Had me at "irritating and petty"

I'm not so surprised by that. The Pure and Godly frequently have no eye for noticing that type of stuff. For example, a lot of people were actually shocked to find out Liberace was gay.

See also my cousin Bill, who is 41 and has been in college off an on (with never more than a two year break in 'the real world') since 1992 and still hasn't got any of the various Masters degrees he has started then drifted away from. I suspect his college loan debt must be something on the order of a mid-sized…

Slackers could be retitled AVClub Commenters IRL: The Movie and you'd have a pretty good idea of what it's like.

Very true. Especially the hatred of SubUrbIa, which is just completely awful.