Yes, exactly. One just knows that 80% of those characters are on the 7th year of their bachelor's degree or have been "working" on their master's thesis in comparative French literature for the last 5.

I've always fantasized about being able to pick up hot chicks for casual sex by mearly raising a finger off my steering wheel and shrugging a question at her in a parking lot, late at night. But then, I've never had an STD so perhaps all is for the best.

I love the hell out of this too. Having graduated college in '87 the feel and tone of passing through a batch of mid to late 80s college town weirdos really hit home. Some of those conversations sound crazy familiar in tone and attitude, if not always in subject matter.

Alternate Universe = Whereever the fuck Xenu happens to be blowing up Thetans in vocanoes this week.

No shit. Urg.

I got a free subscription to Current Horrifying Malaise with my subscription for Apathy Quarterly… or whenever

Trains use diesel. They fly a hot air balloon everywhere.

"Timmy, come up here. We're going to take a break from our usual set right now because your parents wanted to dedicate this to you on your special day. OK? Here it goes…

I'll be happy as long as this whole kerfuffle ends with a fair and Equus-able resolution

Ha! That's pretty much my story of discovering Santa was fake. I was just kind of thinking about Santa and it occurred to me that the whole story just didn't add up so I turned to my parents and said "Santa isn't real, is he?" My mom kind of stalled but my dad spoke up and said "Don't lie to him."

A long time ago, I used work in the art world. During that time I discovered that there is one thing that all visual artists are really, really good at: telling you why the art of every other artist is total and complete crap.

Or like when you are six years old and your granddad sits you down and tells you there is no God and the cosmos is a cold, uncaring void… so you might as well suck his dick.

Especially vacuum art

Awww, that's so sweet.

yeah Fringe was a mess for a lot of its first season, but it was always kind of stupid fun. This show has that same vibe but in a different way.

China's mom totally let me do her in the ass.

If I can get both hands in there but I can't clap, that's tight enough for me.

All they can afford now are off-brand cereals like Fruit-Lumps and Captain Chew.

@avclub-5934f8d8c7553f3a03d2f898e03d721c:disqus - I think you mean, "terminate". With extreme prejudice.

That's really the only reasonable way to do it, but still I think it's a mistake. I mean, no one plays WOW for the lore.