The Bert Locker is just the thing to teach kids about gimp suits.

The Walking "D." (Very low budget, but Cookie Monster eats the letter.)

They triangulated from the grassy knoll! Triangulate! Triangulate!

They have altered the deal. Pray they don't alter it further.

ONLY IN THE LAST MINUTE, BAM-A-LAM!

Enduring S.1 Peggy awkwardness is worth it for Peggy's Year One moment during the Belle Jolie lipstick test. Really worth watching in full (6 min), but scroll to 3:30 in the below link for (a) Joan caboose and (b) the focus on Peggy as she scans the room and her wheels begin turning.

Judy Garland is an underground gay icon.

"I fucked TK421."

You'll all be given cushy jobs!

I thought they shut that place down!!

"Hello. Bart! You're. Quite! good at. Turning me. On!"

Hoo boy, sounds like the backstory of the L.A. Confidential novel wasn't too far off.

Absolute fast-forward moment for me.

"99 Luftballons" >>> the flatulent handwringing that was Sting's "Russians"

That I'm Haitian?

"When are they gonna get to the Magic Wand factory??!" ::cries::

I am. I had McNally as a prof for a History of Horror course at Boston College, for which "In Search of Dracula" was a textbook (along with a newer biography of Vlad he wrote w/ Florescu). We read classic horror novels and watched classic horror films all semester. Top 5 course of my undergrad years. Tremendously…

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

We're outta Franch. Try some Gungan Kickass.

Oh, you see? My TA's clumsy!