CRAB CUTLER, CRAB CUTLER

That's what Leona Helmsley would have had you believe.

If I were a prostitute and you were Harry Crane with a travelers' check, yes.

Makes the joint look more like an office. Which would be very Peggy.

In addition to whatever she had. She had shares too IIRC; she voted on the McCann decision.

CAMPBELL PLAN!

The day before my dad and I visited a local residential hospice for my mom, they had to evacuate the facility for a carbon monoxide leak. This seemed equal parts feature and bug.

Ponderous, man, fuckin' ponderous.

"Will we, of Galilee, be more than targets for ass-fucking?"

Plus he's clearly not driving down the road on a Yamaha.

Let him among you who is without sin kick the first hackysack.

Correct and correct! Plus he was in the front ranks of one of the two gangs in "Big Trouble in Little China."

For the better part of the 80s, my friends and I thought Al Leong, that one mustachioed, stringy-haired stuntman who got killed in about every other action film made during that decade, was named Yaphet Kotto. It took seeing Midnight Run to disabuse us of this. We thereupon began calling Leong "the false Yaphet Kotto."

Did it die on an AHA-monitored set?

It was Bugles all the way down.

An exceptionally bad time for the spider eggs to hatch, too.

At least her new squeeze didn't find CHEWING GUM ON HER PUBIS!

By coincidence, Jena Malone also electrocuted a bunch of horses.

Slabchest McHugelarge!

Ben Richards was originally named Ben Schicklgruber.