I gotta worry about my grant funding being cut and then come home to this? TO THIS??!

My god, that shark hasn't digested a decent meal in 6 weeks!

If anyone shorts you on candy, have two scruffs with laser pointers hiding in the bushes across the street ready to light 'em up.

Hector Salamanca will do it for free if you wheel him into a DEA office.

I would also have accepted Boning Mahowny.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Lays down a monster. DE FAAAK DID YOU LAY THYAT DOWN!

Can Sol Buenhombre be far behind?

Those two motorcycle twins from the Guinness Book.

Gomie will be so white they'll call him Klaus Gomie.

Which one's Combo?

Grant Theft Auto: Our drunkest President tears a path of destruction through the nation's capital at the wheel of a prototype horseless buggy.

(scoffingly) Magic helmet.

1. The "Five-O'Clock-Whisle" tune from that toon is dangerously catchy, much like a lot of WWII swing cuts.

The "Looks like sodey pop! ::shake shake:: Watch it fizz!" sequence still cripples me to this day.

STAY OUT OF MY TEWWITOWY.

Upon its cancellation, David Milch will yell at the HBO execs, "You burnt the fuckin' Money!"

That bed probably rolls.

He was chock full of cancer.

"Love on Kurt: 'It was MURDER!'"