"Deuce! Christ knows he's earned it!"

N'grath.

"What happened to my freakin' Star Fury?!"

A Weezy Cyborg is what George Jefferson made out of his wife after a lightsaber duel with Bentley left her limbless and burnt.

I'm a cop, you idiot!

"Infirmaries of advancing age" is a Little Carmine–level malapropism. (Mala)props to you.

Whoopi would have made it work.

Ron is all about using just as much effort as is needed. No bazooka for this fly.

One ring to rule them all
One ring to down them
One ring to order more
And in whipped cream drown them.

One ring to rule them all
One ring to down them
One ring to order more
And in whipped cream drown them.

Kinda the Boba Fett of Pawnee. I look forward to buying his action figure, complete with kid-proofed missile launcher.

Or from the boxer on his steakhouse poster. (Aka, the 19th century Ron Swanson.)

Oh, what the fuck are you doing, @ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley?

You want some nasty details on how guys were systematically jointed after they were hit, check out Roy Dimeo and the Gemini Method: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik… . (Crime Library also has some info.)

::crumples up paper, throws it at monkey in front of typewriter::

That sounds like the second line at a class 3 sex-offender jazz funeral.

"It's a hemisphere, Marie. Jesus."

An unstoppable loss of bowel control?

Are they anything like the grape-stomping grunts? "Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Stu-pid grapes! I hate France!"

Dun dun DUN DUNNNN!!!