EM DASH PLAN!

And yet Wayne Newton appeared in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

Plus he's plenty lowbrow.

The blood and VapoRub on the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart was fairly ghastly. As was his awareness of what he was doing.

[waves to @avclub-e66328e6839ea98e7ac56275a549d89e:disqus from riverbank]

Give me a Van Heflin.

If Ann goes with her current plan, it's just gonna be Brandanoshpritz.

@avclub-ae75b895689d74f9c5a1baae54ff8a4a:disqus, there is never a bad day to watch Ron's infinite slide: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"Dan, dismantle the titty corner and set up a poker table!"

"I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed in this dance contest."

Le Petit Mort?

He's crossed over fantasy properties and is now a priest of Lolth.

Close! A Jack Purvis played the "Chief Jawa," who I guess was the "Ootini!" guy.

"You go now! You here four season!"

During the handjob?!

"She don't die so I don't die!" (pees self)

The freeways are part of LAPD's containment strategy, lad. Same as the Chief's grand strategy of permitting the commerce of narcotics to the darker elements. We must have a mutual clarification session sometime.

Not as happy as your TV is.

Not as happy as your TV is.

He wouldn't have to sit down to pee if he installed a murinal.