"Do you love her?!!"

Wry, explanatory voiceovers?

"Who," you ignorant fucking chink! Who stole the fucking dope?!!

Joan Holloway bouncing my balls on her chest.

"Barney, Barney, Barney—how's yer mother from Kilarney?" [Yemana explodes into laughter]

Edward Gorey will surround the member with ornate Victorian-inspired line art, before subjecting it to a Gashlycrumb-esque fate:

There hasn't been BB slash fiction on the Net so far? Rule 34 almost commands that it exists somewhere out there.

He had Saul hire the Russian from The Sopranos to plant the berries. He bluffed his way into the girlfriend's house by claiming to be an interior decorator.

The movie theater next to the Toys R Us? That was my group of friends' home-base movie theater for a long time. But we saw Robocop on opening night at the Tri-Plex up 4 a piece at the Garden State Plaza. So blown away that we all went back the next night. Two of the best, most pumped and into-it movie crowds I've ever…

I saw WW&TCF when it was released. Or I saw part of it. I was a couple of days past 2 years old. I guess my parents thought, "Oh, it's good for kids—it's about a trip to a candy factory." Right. When Augustus Gloop got stuck in the tube, I FREAKED out and ran out of the theater. Christ knows what I would've done had I…

Max Bialystock! King of Broadway!

Ask Glenn Shadix, who will be making a return as Otho only as a Brandon Lee-style footage kitbash.

My snowmobile masters moraine and pack ice with aplomb. Those who doubt me, suck cocks by choice!

You sure that wasn't a cleverly concealed Voight-Kampf test?

As long as his entire language still consists of "Mu'ad'm mu'ad'm mu'ad'm," go nuts, George.

Greyhawk's equivalent of the Tea Party just defunded Osha. Loopholes abound. Duel with your non-UL-listed tulwar on the top of a poorly inspected stepladder for all of me.

With soundtrack by Asha Bhosle.

I was saying "bee vest."

Solomon Grundy say price of brick going up!

Dont Like Granola: I remember that show w/ Sam Kinison. First time I ever saw him, too. I think Rita Rudner and Louie Anderson were on that show as well. The balloon guy is Bob Nelson, and I think he's been doing the semiliterate football player act since.