The former Mrs. Jimmy McNulty
I guess this show's home on USA will prevent us from hearing Callie Thorne muse, indignantly, "The fuck did I do?!"

"Without booze, I'm Eddie Fisher!"

Is it a river of fuckin' blood back there, or what is it?

A&A I liked, but I was a huge fan of Shogun/Samurai Swords in the days when I had the requisite 5 hours or so to devote to the full affair.

He was topsoil?

"celebrity mulch"
"Todd Gold, who specializes in celebrity mulch" is a glorious phrase. Well done.

Orlando Bloom, felled by a stroke.

Watched the first half of "The Corner." Enjoyed it. Was amazed how unrecognizable Khandi Alexander was vs my previous experience with her as a fairly tasty Newsradio cast member.

Just so long as he didn't have to brush up against Milch's priiiiick.

@AJR: Thank you. That's exactly how I said it when I saw the headline.

True story: Followed a car out of the library parking lot with (a) a "Who Is John Galt?" sticker, (b) a Ron Paul sticker, (c) a "Don't Tread On Me" flag sticker, and (d) an "Atlas Shrugged" sticker.

This whole thread is making King Gorilla's shorts snug.

That apartment must be out in the low-rises.

David Berkowitz meets end-of-Casino Sam Rothstein.

Warren G. Hardon in "The Teabag Dom Scandal"

Who isn't, Lovecraft. Who among us isn't?

Lana Turner. Judy was too crazy. Toss 'em all for a chance at Louise Brooks.

But he did buy the part where the fake Scourge started tying red ribbons on the wrists of dead villains.

Deadwood-inspired videogame dialogue
"My light cycle masters battle tanks and Recognizers with aplomb. Those who doubt me, suck cocks by choice!"

Scheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssseeeeeeee!