@Killbot, an informal survey says "Heavy Metal" needs to be on the list.

"My wife is a slut."

It made sense to me that Tessio—aka Barney Miller's Fish, often seen lumbering off to the bathroom—was the one who had a Death Star blueprints-level mental map of the restaurant's crapper.

Each bucket comes with one of MF Doom's Special Herbs comps.

How much for one rib?

Sanders was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me!

Try the pignoli cookies, they're the best in the city.

Mmmm … shfooyadel'.

Was it shot repeatedly on a boat after getting caught wearing a miked-up flea collar?

I remember, she was laughing. We'd done it before.

Ratfuckers! The lot o' ya!

Fun trivia fact: The doctor in Goodfellas who takes pity on raggedy-ass Henry Hill on the day of his arrest and gives him a Valium? Clay Davis.

"But family cannot be helped."

C.H.O.M.P.S. wins. "We Read What You Wrote There" material right there.

The Lincoln Memorial is now a Giger-style alien.

Bloody Bloody Peter Parker.

And that nerdy rapist who nobody loved grew up to be … Pete Campbell.

Mad Men: A Fifth of Hollis

I'm looking forward to the decisive final battle between the Star Whackers and the Black Crusaders. Hollywood hangs in the balance!

"I don't see why the fuck he doesn't have news of the baseball."