And dish after dish of baked ziti.

+100 internets for Michael Clayton Esq. on mining up one of 2p2's finest moments.

"Moscone, bail bonds!"

And now a rebuttal of this interview from Pie-O-My:

So, by coincidence, was Harlan Ellison.

Simon says "Canceraids."

Ditto on Goggins as Rogers.

Casting for an "American Tabloid" series?
John Slattery as John Stanton and Christina Hendricks as Barb Jahelka come to mind. How about the lead trio?

The one in which a wetbrain FBI agent forces Jack Ruby to eat dog biscuits.

@HHHHousecat: Best read in the original FDR accent.

Eighteen Wheels of Carnitas. And its sequel, Eighteen Days of Cholera.

"Calling All Chimps!" It's the heartwarming tale that will warm your heart. And gnaw off your face!

They always seemed to run Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory around Thanksgiving in the NYC area.

"The Mobile Infantry is dedicated to wiping out the Earth-hating Wicked Witch of the West and her Flying Monkey legions."

Some fuckin' drug addict has cut my cocaine with Saniflush!

Hmmmm … Branagh's Henry V and Blackadder I both starred Brian Blessed. Without him on this project, they're flying blind on a rocket cycle.

The inner life of Joe Buddha is a fertile field of dramatic potential. And dead mobsters awaiting reinterment.

Hey, you hear about those points I was shaving up in Boston?

@Lovecraft: One of Kate Beaton's best strips. Hot while spoofing hotness.

@Chupacabras & Poop Trumpet: