With three whole movies to fill, they might as well also cast Bill O'Reilly as Colbert's father. Then maybe Steve Carrell as his brother, so we can get an Even Stevphen reunion that will hopefully eat up an hour and a half or so.

With three whole movies to fill, they might as well also cast Bill O'Reilly as Colbert's father. Then maybe Steve Carrell as his brother, so we can get an Even Stevphen reunion that will hopefully eat up an hour and a half or so.

And Lo did I look upon a beast with three heads, and its name was Chevy Chase, and it descended upon the AVClub with a terrible chattering. And its other two heads were named Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs, and they did perform an unspeakable dance in their sackcloths.

And Lo did I look upon a beast with three heads, and its name was Chevy Chase, and it descended upon the AVClub with a terrible chattering. And its other two heads were named Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs, and they did perform an unspeakable dance in their sackcloths.

*Andy lovingly touches Woody*

*Andy lovingly touches Woody*

The 9/11 Truth movement is complete BULLSHIT thought up by paranoid nutjobs!!

The 9/11 Truth movement is complete BULLSHIT thought up by paranoid nutjobs!!

This is what I say to my family every night at dinner.

This is what I say to my family every night at dinner.

Aaarghh, I really wish I could have commented earlier. Now I'll just be lost in the shuffle like so many SD cards in Saul's ass*…

Aaarghh, I really wish I could have commented earlier. Now I'll just be lost in the shuffle like so many SD cards in Saul's ass*…

Is the villain gonna be a kid with a magnifying glass and a can of Raid? Huh, huh? Get it!?

Is the villain gonna be a kid with a magnifying glass and a can of Raid? Huh, huh? Get it!?

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist. And I stress the word ARTIST. This is Sussudio; a great, great song, a personal favorite, heh.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist. And I stress the word ARTIST. This is Sussudio; a great, great song, a personal favorite, heh.

Yeah, definitely. I only listen when the guest is utterly outstanding, but even then I kind of hate myself after it's over. The last one I tried was the Joseph Gordon-Levitt episode.

Yeah, definitely. I only listen when the guest is utterly outstanding, but even then I kind of hate myself after it's over. The last one I tried was the Joseph Gordon-Levitt episode.

Ohhhh, but could you imagine if a Marisa Wompler episode had a little somethin' for daddy? Know what I mean? I'm talking a Don DiMello-Marisa Wompler team-up power episode.

Ohhhh, but could you imagine if a Marisa Wompler episode had a little somethin' for daddy? Know what I mean? I'm talking a Don DiMello-Marisa Wompler team-up power episode.