Marisa Wompler is developing into a fine young woman, but she's got such a dirty mouth! What a naughty girl. I may need to bend her slowly over my knee and spank her little behind—

Marisa Wompler is developing into a fine young woman, but she's got such a dirty mouth! What a naughty girl. I may need to bend her slowly over my knee and spank her little behind—

Welp, time to masturbate already.

Welp, time to masturbate already.

Just got back from this and wish there was a "spoiler section" (or whatever) link in the article like the AVClub was doing for awhile. Apparently they stopped doing that for some reason? Anyway, I won't spoil anything.

Just got back from this and wish there was a "spoiler section" (or whatever) link in the article like the AVClub was doing for awhile. Apparently they stopped doing that for some reason? Anyway, I won't spoil anything.

Aww shit! The FBI (aka Fuck Butts Intentionally!!!!) be triflin' wit da Dark Carnival now! I can't wait til Da Great Milenko bring a writ of habeus corpus on they azz!!!!

Aww shit! The FBI (aka Fuck Butts Intentionally!!!!) be triflin' wit da Dark Carnival now! I can't wait til Da Great Milenko bring a writ of habeus corpus on they azz!!!!

SNIKT!

SNIKT!

Oh my God, reading that list of all the upcoming no-nonsense female cops in fairy tale worlds was like a version of the Sideshow Bob rake principle, except instead of becoming funny again it just feels like plunging deeper and deeper into the abyssal plane of human mediocrity.

Oh my God, reading that list of all the upcoming no-nonsense female cops in fairy tale worlds was like a version of the Sideshow Bob rake principle, except instead of becoming funny again it just feels like plunging deeper and deeper into the abyssal plane of human mediocrity.

That's an interesting reading of the film. I'll admit that parts of it dragged, especially near the middle. I felt a similar uptick of emotion near the end, though perhaps not as strong as you.

That's an interesting reading of the film. I'll admit that parts of it dragged, especially near the middle. I felt a similar uptick of emotion near the end, though perhaps not as strong as you.

Just got back from seeing this. I'm not sure I love it yet. I may need to see it again. I missed the first few minutes anyway.

Just got back from seeing this. I'm not sure I love it yet. I may need to see it again. I missed the first few minutes anyway.

"I did GOOD!"

"I did GOOD!"

I dunno. That Mary Eekin is pretty good. And please, let's not forget about Justin Heely!

I dunno. That Mary Eekin is pretty good. And please, let's not forget about Justin Heely!