In the dream, Gus Fring needs to invite Walter over to play an 8-bit videogame. He'll bring Tina Fey as his date. Then Mike can also show up with Leslie Knope, revealing that Breaking Bad was just a viral marketing campaign for NBC all along.

In the dream, Gus Fring needs to invite Walter over to play an 8-bit videogame. He'll bring Tina Fey as his date. Then Mike can also show up with Leslie Knope, revealing that Breaking Bad was just a viral marketing campaign for NBC all along.

On the bright side, the Tupac hologram's family will now be free to give it posthumous album releases for the next ten years.

On the bright side, the Tupac hologram's family will now be free to give it posthumous album releases for the next ten years.

I blame he cagey financial adviser.

I blame he cagey financial adviser.

Way to improve Chris Brown's public image:  He could grow a long mustache and wear a top hat. He could then twirl his mustache and rub his hands together as he ties Rihanna to train tracks.

Way to improve Chris Brown's public image:  He could grow a long mustache and wear a top hat. He could then twirl his mustache and rub his hands together as he ties Rihanna to train tracks.

So Nick Cassavettes is head of HBO now?

So Nick Cassavettes is head of HBO now?

James Cameron and Peter Jackson need to get together and make a crossover dodeca-rilogy of their respective franchises, with each film being an epic three-hour meditation on all those great bits of story that needed to be left out of their original trilogies. We could finally see Gandalf take a shit, the Na'vi sit…

James Cameron and Peter Jackson need to get together and make a crossover dodeca-rilogy of their respective franchises, with each film being an epic three-hour meditation on all those great bits of story that needed to be left out of their original trilogies. We could finally see Gandalf take a shit, the Na'vi sit…

FINALLY some confirmation of the insidious walrus agenda trying to corrupt our youth! They think they're so hot with their flippers and tusks, parading around like what they're doing isn't a dirty, dirty sin!

FINALLY some confirmation of the insidious walrus agenda trying to corrupt our youth! They think they're so hot with their flippers and tusks, parading around like what they're doing isn't a dirty, dirty sin!

It was Hank's ultimate vindication! Remember that just a short season ago, Hank was paralyzed. He couldn't make a bowel movement without Marie's help, to his great shame.

swylce git Iohannis         in Iordane 
mid þy fullwihte         fægre onbryrdon 
ealne þisne middangeard.         Sie þæs symle meotude þonc!

swylce git Iohannis         in Iordane 
mid þy fullwihte         fægre onbryrdon 
ealne þisne middangeard.         Sie þæs symle meotude þonc!

If Russian novels have taught me anything, Pussy Riot will be consumed by so much guilt that they will go into a fever state, with the only cure being a full confession that a kind-hearted prostitute will tell them to give.

If Russian novels have taught me anything, Pussy Riot will be consumed by so much guilt that they will go into a fever state, with the only cure being a full confession that a kind-hearted prostitute will tell them to give.

I have somehow managed to never see an episode, or even a long clip, of this show in my entire life. Thankfully, it looks like this will remain true to the end of my days.