I have somehow managed to never see an episode, or even a long clip, of this show in my entire life. Thankfully, it looks like this will remain true to the end of my days.

One more reason to pull all of NASA's funding.

One more reason to pull all of NASA's funding.

Peggy Olson:  PIZZA BOMB :D :D :D

Peggy Olson:  PIZZA BOMB :D :D :D

Now, audience, I know I can't replace your real Batman, but I'll sure try my doggone best to be your friend. You know I love your money very much, and this is just what happens when intellectual properties create ongoing brand opportunities.

Now, audience, I know I can't replace your real Batman, but I'll sure try my doggone best to be your friend. You know I love your money very much, and this is just what happens when intellectual properties create ongoing brand opportunities.

After reviewing the evidence (i.e.:  comparing the above photograph with this one:  
http://www.hiblarious.com/w… ), I can only conclude that the REAL Lindsay Lohan is locked in a basement somewhere, and it has actually been a plant-based alien clone who has been committing these mystifying criminal acts for the past…

After reviewing the evidence (i.e.:  comparing the above photograph with this one:  
http://www.hiblarious.com/w… ), I can only conclude that the REAL Lindsay Lohan is locked in a basement somewhere, and it has actually been a plant-based alien clone who has been committing these mystifying criminal acts for the past…

Goddammit, Turtletaub. Get out of the way and let Werner Herzog direct. You know it was meant to be.

Goddammit, Turtletaub. Get out of the way and let Werner Herzog direct. You know it was meant to be.

I know I listen to a lot of Comedy Bang Bang because when the guy said "cake pops," in my head I kept repeating "Cake pops!" in Paul F. Tompkins's Cake Boss voice.

I know I listen to a lot of Comedy Bang Bang because when the guy said "cake pops," in my head I kept repeating "Cake pops!" in Paul F. Tompkins's Cake Boss voice.

Of course. Don't you see how it's always sticking out at you, right from the crotch of the x and y axes?

Of course. Don't you see how it's always sticking out at you, right from the crotch of the x and y axes?

The most pleasant surprise I'll get all day!

Ohhh, so descriptive…Shit, I'll be in my bunk.

Maybe it has a bit of everything, but it sure helps if you're looking for a cat who just made a Portal gun while quoting Richard Dawkins.

Maybe it has a bit of everything, but it sure helps if you're looking for a cat who just made a Portal gun while quoting Richard Dawkins.

Hey Hollywood! Gimme a David Cronenberg adaptation of The Book of Revelation or get the FUCK outta my Sunday school!!!!!