Hey Hollywood! Gimme a David Cronenberg adaptation of The Book of Revelation or get the FUCK outta my Sunday school!!!!!

Nothing says hallucinatory, surreal, and disturbing like "Transformers:  Dark of the Moon screenwriter"!!!

Nothing says hallucinatory, surreal, and disturbing like "Transformers:  Dark of the Moon screenwriter"!!!

Mmm, clown makeup popsicles. I'd imagine they taste like how ICP's music sounds.

Mmm, clown makeup popsicles. I'd imagine they taste like how ICP's music sounds.

Meh. I'll wait for the Kindle edition.

Meh. I'll wait for the Kindle edition.

This news item is just making me wonder what an ACTUAL gay version of Spongebob would be like. I mean, could you imagine!?!

This news item is just making me wonder what an ACTUAL gay version of Spongebob would be like. I mean, could you imagine!?!

Just rent a big white limo and drive to the LA from wherever you are. Feel the movie before even seeing it!

Just rent a big white limo and drive to the LA from wherever you are. Feel the movie before even seeing it!

Amazingly, Fred Durst predicted this interview all the way back in 1997 with this prophetic Limp Bizkit song:  http://youtu.be/-6nkdG31BvQ

Amazingly, Fred Durst predicted this interview all the way back in 1997 with this prophetic Limp Bizkit song:  http://youtu.be/-6nkdG31BvQ

Grampa:  Can I go to the bathroom before we leave?

Grampa:  Can I go to the bathroom before we leave?

I'm worried for Louie. By taking away his daughter's violin, is he alienating her the same way his own dad (somehow, apparently) alienated him? Is the daughter also going to vomit uncontrollably when she grows up and has to see him!?!?

I'm worried for Louie. By taking away his daughter's violin, is he alienating her the same way his own dad (somehow, apparently) alienated him? Is the daughter also going to vomit uncontrollably when she grows up and has to see him!?!?

Vince Gilligan:  "Dammit, now he knows we've been watching him! Interns, find us a new meth-head fuck up so we can read his mind and base the rest of the show around him. Let me know if you find anyone named Bob Brown, or Gary Grey, or Tim Turquoise or some other shit.

Vince Gilligan:  "Dammit, now he knows we've been watching him! Interns, find us a new meth-head fuck up so we can read his mind and base the rest of the show around him. Let me know if you find anyone named Bob Brown, or Gary Grey, or Tim Turquoise or some other shit.

Just think of what sort of paranoid shit goes through this poor dude's head when he's on a meth bender. "Gah, they made a TV show out of me! How do they know!?!? Get out of my head get out of my head!"