@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus I didn't believe you, but now that I have seen this picture:  
http://zachjonesishome.file… , I have achieved Nirvana.

I love that story. I also love how it was used in Fallout 3 (a robot reading it to the bodies of dead children in a house kind of off the main path).

I love that story. I also love how it was used in Fallout 3 (a robot reading it to the bodies of dead children in a house kind of off the main path).

Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of dirt-worshipping cocksuckers and half-price cunt.

Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of dirt-worshipping cocksuckers and half-price cunt.

I'm a bit late to the party, but I need somewhere to put this. I have to say that I respectfully disagree with Todd, in that I didn't think the whole deal with the body was "sordid" or "beneath" the show at all. It's true that I wasn't expecting the show to actually have the body on camera, but that's what made it…

I'm a bit late to the party, but I need somewhere to put this. I have to say that I respectfully disagree with Todd, in that I didn't think the whole deal with the body was "sordid" or "beneath" the show at all. It's true that I wasn't expecting the show to actually have the body on camera, but that's what made it…

So it's the end of Season 2 and Jorah's still stuck in the friendzone. I thought he would at least get a kiss on the cheek or maybe a warm hug, but no.

So it's the end of Season 2 and Jorah's still stuck in the friendzone. I thought he would at least get a kiss on the cheek or maybe a warm hug, but no.

How many Animaniacs songs do you still remember the lyrics to? I haven't seen this show since I was a child, but Wakko's "Capital Song" still helps me remember state capitals.

How many Animaniacs songs do you still remember the lyrics to? I haven't seen this show since I was a child, but Wakko's "Capital Song" still helps me remember state capitals.

Jeez, a little anal today, aren't we?

Jeez, a little anal today, aren't we?

This really pisses me off. I've gone up to hundreds of strangers in the park and offered to show them how their pussy works, and do you see ME on the front page!?! No, I just get a few slaps, a few nights in jail, and my name on a few national registries.

This really pisses me off. I've gone up to hundreds of strangers in the park and offered to show them how their pussy works, and do you see ME on the front page!?! No, I just get a few slaps, a few nights in jail, and my name on a few national registries.

*Jorah instinctively reaches out to touch @avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus , pauses when he realizes it's not actually Dany, cries to self thinking that he actually has a better chance with Yee Yee than with Dany, touches Yee Yee anyway*

*Jorah instinctively reaches out to touch @avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus , pauses when he realizes it's not actually Dany, cries to self thinking that he actually has a better chance with Yee Yee than with Dany, touches Yee Yee anyway*

But Chah-leee! The BAY-BEEEE! Jack's gonna hurt mah BAY-BEEE if he punches me in the crotch again! Haven't you thought about MAH BAY-BEEEEE!

But Chah-leee! The BAY-BEEEE! Jack's gonna hurt mah BAY-BEEE if he punches me in the crotch again! Haven't you thought about MAH BAY-BEEEEE!

The GREAT SATAN named Wendy's has for too long sold a milkshake called "The Thick and Frosty," an abominable whore of a dessert beverage that clogs up the straw when men suckle upon it. We must wage holy and just war upon the oppressors until this red-haired trollop reformulates her milkshake to a viscosity more in…