The GREAT SATAN named Wendy's has for too long sold a milkshake called "The Thick and Frosty," an abominable whore of a dessert beverage that clogs up the straw when men suckle upon it. We must wage holy and just war upon the oppressors until this red-haired trollop reformulates her milkshake to a viscosity more in…

Bieber, holding up his fist:  "It's called Hearteater. I've named it."

Bieber, holding up his fist:  "It's called Hearteater. I've named it."

It looks like that foot is hovering over the ground, so I'm guessing he's wearing an invisible shoe. hth ;)

It looks like that foot is hovering over the ground, so I'm guessing he's wearing an invisible shoe. hth ;)

Train in Vain is great, but I've still heard it get some airplay. One masterpiece that truly never gets recognition is The Card Cheat.

Train in Vain is great, but I've still heard it get some airplay. One masterpiece that truly never gets recognition is The Card Cheat.

Bahahaha, everyone look at this LOSER! What kind of a LONELY, PATHETIC NERD posts on an internet message board on Memorial Day!?!? In the MORNING no less!? Jesus fucking Christ I'm glad I'm not you!!!

Bahahaha, everyone look at this LOSER! What kind of a LONELY, PATHETIC NERD posts on an internet message board on Memorial Day!?!? In the MORNING no less!? Jesus fucking Christ I'm glad I'm not you!!!

"Never was so much owed by so many to so few."

"Never was so much owed by so many to so few."

Spontaneous combustion?

Spontaneous combustion?

Definitely. Especially this question:

Definitely. Especially this question:

Awesome, I've been waiting for this! Now I can steal Johnny Depp's private island and push him onto a small "reservation" on the dirty part of the beach!

Awesome, I've been waiting for this! Now I can steal Johnny Depp's private island and push him onto a small "reservation" on the dirty part of the beach!

I saw Hook so long ago that I don't remember it, but I have to say that the original Peter Pan novel by JM Barrie is still amazing (I know it was a play before that, but I haven't seen it). People who are only used to the Disney version might be surprised by how much sadness it contains, right from the first page, as…

I saw Hook so long ago that I don't remember it, but I have to say that the original Peter Pan novel by JM Barrie is still amazing (I know it was a play before that, but I haven't seen it). People who are only used to the Disney version might be surprised by how much sadness it contains, right from the first page, as…

Just submitted this article to The Church of Scientology's legal department for that crack about cowboy thetans. Obviously since Tom Cruise is at an Operating Thetan level of 7 (OT VII), he has been cleansed of cowboy thetans and has moved on to Industrial Age Train Engineer thetans. To suggest otherwise is libel.