Fun fact:  It's been over 11 years since this classic Onion article:  
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Kim Novak is truly a hero for leading the way so these other victims feel safe in coming forward. We as a society have ignored entertainment-rape for far too long.

Their innocent and happy faces have been replaced by vacant stares. You can see it in their eyes. They'll never enjoy pizza again.

Better warm up that Netflix queue:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I'm with you. I've played through this game several times, and each one is a different emotional experience because of the dynamics of how companions can come and go, or stay with you the whole time. Whenever my companion disappeared, I felt a sense of loss, and when I made it through with one companion, I felt like I…

You horrible piece of shit. You're the opposite of the opposite of Britta.
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(Actually I'm kind of in the same boat. I watch everything on Hulu, so I kind of miss the boat on comments.)

Here's Scott's dance at that point:  
http://cdn3.earwolf.com/wp-…

Sindeancation will really make this show POP POP for the network execs.

Eighteen horses and a rhino!

I'm starting to think Lil Wayne is like the guy from Memento, except he always forgets his name. Whenever he feels an amnesia spell a-comin', he just looks at the titles of Tha Carter numbers I through IV.

Goddamn Muppets make me sick. Jail is too good for 'em! We need to take the law into our own hands.

Here's as good a place as any to post this:  
http://blank.org/addict/ . It's "Addicted to Hate", a rather horrific biography of Fred Phelps. I haven't read it in awhile, but I seem to remember that Phelps was some kind of civil rights lawyer until he started using meth, then when he had kids he did things like making…

The way Thom Yorke dances, he'd probably make a great vibrator.

Just threw a pizza on the roof in celebration!

Here's Britney's audition video:  http://youtu.be/eumd8swDlZE

If I ever have a girlfriend, I'll get her a box of high-class fudge, then load up the ol' Blu Ray player with the Criterion edition of Salo. When we both turn to each other and laugh with fudge in our mouths, that's when I'll know she's the one!

I feel like you've just opened up a floorboard and discovered the Borrowers. You mustn't disturb them! Now they'll have to scurry away to another abandoned thread.

I feel as though I'm sitting at a time desk, traveling to the by-gone era of three months ago. I was young and foolish then. My posts were…unpracticed.

They Britta-ed the Britta-ing of this trailer.

He didn't go far enough. That full bird on his head could use some war paint.