He has a "partner" because gay marriage is illegal in Texas.

Topher Grace:  the next incarnation of Buddha? It makes sense.

I don't need my whims catered anymore…

If you want Leslie to win, call:  1-900-2396!

If only you and your buddies had known that summoning Kirk Cameron is actually quite easy. He's attracted to guys with their shirts off, as seen in this instructional video:  http://youtu.be/cVco8t-R8KU .

I bet it's all just pictures of congressmen's heads in there! Am I right guys, ha ha ha!!!

Speak for yourself! I love getting random notifications for popular words I can type into an app I'll never use for a device I don't own! It lets me know I'm alive and someone cares about my pageviews!

"We love questioning our enjoyment of enjoyable things, and here's why you should, too"

The loading screens will take 5-6 years to complete because the game will decide its not up to its own standards and start over.

"Acclaimed Director Alfred Hitchcock as he Makes Movie Magic on the Set of the Era-Defining Masterwork Psycho"

New ad idea:  Roger dances in blackface while Don finger-rapes that one comedian's wife and Sally Draper masturbates.

I always get misty-eyed when I read the Once-ler's last words:

Ah, if only the AVClub had gone to the spa with Dane Cook. I've thought about it often…

The quality of this product looks to be acceptable, not unlike other products in the Marvel family! I shall purchase said product with currency, just as I did with Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, X Men, X Men 2, X3:  X Men United, and X…

Have you seen Head? It's probably the strangest movie put out by mainstream rock stars, and was a huge commercial failure at the time:  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Wow, and I had just watched "Head" a few weeks ago. While knowing nothing about the band or their music (except the obvious hits like "I'm a Believer," etc.), this film made me an instant fan.

Ten video games, twelve animated comics, seven prequel trilogies, and three coffee mugs.

Ten video games, twelve animated comics, seven prequel trilogies, and three coffee mugs.

I wish Yvette Nicole Brown was my mom. She seems so comforting. I just wanna sit on her lap and work through my feelings and have her call me a stinker and…and…

I wish Yvette Nicole Brown was my mom. She seems so comforting. I just wanna sit on her lap and work through my feelings and have her call me a stinker and…and…