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The mannequin foot emerging from ghost-reflection-Draper's cock symbolizes the giant foot that almost kicks cartoon-Draper as he falls through the opening credit sequence. In other words, Draper is realizing that his penis is what has been kicking him all these years. He also has a foot coming out of his tummy, which

The public domain is like Ex-Lax for Hollywood.

This is what you get when you name your girl "Sean". O'Neal knows what's up.

Someone do a proper adaptation of Finnegans Wake or get the FUCK off my list!!!!!!

That cover makes me laugh no matter how often I see it, but this time I also looked up the music.

I've often wondered what sort of children's entertainment would actually make Fox News happy. I think the only thing they wouldn't protest would be a two-hour shot of a jar of mayonnaise in a fridge, as long as the jar makes impassioned speeches against cap-and-trade.

"There isn’t anyone to help you. Only me. And I’m the Beast. . . . Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill! . . . You knew, didn’t you? I’m part of you? Close, close, close! I’m the reason why it’s no go? Why things are the way they are?"

And here I thought the MPAA had gone back and re-rated Larry Clark's 2001 "Bully" for some reason.

I GOT SO MAD AT THE NEWS ALERT THAT I MURDERED DAN HARMON. IT CALMED ME DOWN A BIT SO NOW I'M GOING TO READ THE ACTUAL STORY. LET'S SEE HERE. WHAT DOES IT SA—

Goddamn these annoying Community upda—  Oh.

Well, with no official statement, I can only assume that Colbert went on a PCP-fueled rampage, devouring several orphans before being tranquilized.

I hate Akiva Goldsman so much. Normally I don't take out my frustrations on screenwriters, but he won the most undeserved Oscar ever and I seriously think he might be the worst hack in Hollywood. Some people are like, "Sure, he wrote Batman and Robin, but A Beautiful Mind was good, right?"

Au Chien Balthazar Avec Zombis

It's especially odd that they wouldn't release a statement. Hopefully Jon Stewart will talk about it on tonight's Daily Show (as long as that's not cancelled as well).

Gay people must giggle to themselves like crazy whenever they go to the zoo and look at the animal names.

Now see, this is helpful. Brett Ratner's teaching movie is already teaching me about gay butts, and it hasn't even been released yet. All it takes is a whiff of Brett to get everyone in an educational mood.

Community no longer exists. No episodes are being filmed. The entire "show" is now merely a construct propped up by fake news updates and idle speculation. This removes production costs because there is no production, yet the "show" and its "stars" still receive all the publicity they need to further their careers

So when is AVClub Casual Encounters launching? I can think of some "reasonable discussions" I'd like to take part in, if you know what I mean. Heh heh heh…

This week, on Community's "comic book" episode:  Magnitude goes POP POP!