If only they knew that Z0DIAC MOTHERFUCKER is OWN's chief correspondent.

Welcome to Obama's AVClub.

I crumple up a picture of Koski and throw it into my official Ghostbusters ghost trap ( http://youtu.be/kfOTLpHyVM0 ) every night before Dad comes out with his "Dad" bathrobe to scare me.

Solution:  Make pact with Satan, kill Bill Murray, have Satan make ghost Bill Murray act under penalty of torture, kill all the other actors, film the whole movie with ultraviolet cameras or whatever detects ghosts, be sure to keep the light-hearted comedic tone…

Hmm, no Muslim hymns? No Soviet national anthem?

Hopefully I'm not too late to comment, but I'd just like to thank Tasha for recommending The Nines. It was just as weird and fascinating as I'd hoped, and she was right not to say anything about the plot. I've been seeing the movie on Netflix Instant page for awhile, but I never would have watched it if someone hadn't…

Dear Penthouse,

It's happening! Oh my Dawes it's happening! We can't control it anyDawes. It's Dawesing over. Our language, our culture, our Dawes. It's all going Dawes! The Dawes has reached critical Dawes.

Turning the Nile into blood would be a pretty handy trick to have then.

Fun Fact:  "Kisses on the Bottom" is also the name of Captain Stabbin's autobiography.

When Chuck Norris reads a dictionary, the definition of every single word gets replaced with a picture of his face…which is why he has such a skewed idea of what "warrior" means.

Mr. Harrelson, how did your father's profession as a hitman ( 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik… ) affect you as a child? What are your feelings on him now that he's died in prison?

GOD, Mom!!!! UR so embbarasing!! i don't need you 2 speak 4 me!!!! i have a voice and if i cared what fingers NBC shows i would tell them myself!!!

This is terrible. For me, he was one of those actors who was always around, so his death comes as a shock.

u better wise up, Kim Jong-Un. get urself a woman, drink sum green tea, crack open sum nuts. you don't need nukes to be happy! #PirateQueen #SouthernKnowHow

Jason Bourne?

Edginess is sooooo lame-o.

Hey, Craig. Hollywood here. Thanks for the comment.

Nowadays he might have to settle for the "Police Chief Wiggum" role:

If Firth were playing Damien Echols, THEN we'd have ourselves a movie!