DC Comics:  "I have walked across the surface of multiple shareholder meetings. I have made billions on merchandise deals. I have made box office flops so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have been made at all.

I'm a bigshot comics exec and I like where this whole Watchmen thing is going, so here's how it's gonna be. Everybody loves Calvin and Hobbes. Let's give 'em a prequel.

*shakes urine-soaked leg*

Like all great artists, Tyler Perry experiences moments of self doubt and existential dread. Why do you think his name is always in the title? Because he needs to be reminded that he is still a person, that he has a name. It's a shriek aimed at this merciless, uncaring, cold void of a universe that says, "I am here! I…

Daayumn, you sure do got a purty mouth for a four-eyes.

I did the same thing. Also, Walton Goggins fans need to do themselves a favor and see The Apostle. I didn't realize he was in it until his character showed up, looking quite young and dashing I might add (at least compared to Boyd).

I basically agree with everything here, especially about The Artist's middle segment. The main character's downward spiral lasts so long that it drains the movie of almost all emotion. It ceases to be tragic and just becomes redundant. I feel like a lot of people who talk about the joy of watching this movie forget…

*leaves behind origami statue of a boner*

I wonder what the donkeys think of this. They had a free ticket to handjobs-ville, but now that gig is all dried up.

Yes, Rhys Ifans is a feral person (don't remember if it's wolves that raise him), but Tim Robbins puts him in a lab and tries to make him civilized. There are a lot of other ideas jumbled up in there, including Patricia Arquette singing to cartoon birds in a tired Disney parody and Tim Robbins waiting around in the…

Oh, I forgot about that song. Yes, that definitely shows that he can do music.

I hope this movie works out. Right now, it sounds a bit too silly for its own good. Kaufmann's weakest movie so far is Human Nature, which also had a too-silly feeling to it, and also at least one unfunny musical number. I hope Frank or Francis doesn't go down the same path.

I love watching ghetto blacks get their comeuppance at the hands of old white men, so this is an easy sell for me!

I think Baby Bob is okay with the decision. He gets more sandwiches than you could dream of.

Hopefully if he has a bad experience on this, we'll at least get an excellent episode of Louie out of it. Of course, he's already done a few episodes on how shallow producers are and how shallow multi-camera sitcoms are, so it might be redundant, but one can hope!

Seriouspost:  I was kind of trolling a little bit. Nothing happens that I know of. The credits roll by while holding that same shot. I didn't even notice a door opening.

Mmm, yummy like Hunger:  
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Sorkin's response:  If you had written that speech, then you'd have written that speech.

If the dude ain't nude, the flick ain't gooood.

GRRR THE CONCEPT OF FICTION SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!